I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
As I’m peering through the shutter
I can feel my heart a flutter
And the lens is getting steamy
As the room is getting seamy
Watch out for my reflex as I’m giving you the bird

Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic from a Kodak Instamatic

I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
The dirtier the better only filthy will do
As I rig up my umbrellas
And the props are getting hotter
The actions getting frantic
As you going through your antics

Head up, leg up, chest out,
can you what don’t be absurd

Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic from a Kodak Instamatic

Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty pictures

Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
They give me strictures but I have to keep on
Taking pictures dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic

Dirty pictures!

Janet:
Step Three

John:
Janet and John have a hobby. They like to take pictures.

Janet:
And let me tell you, we’re not talking, hmm, about holiday snaps.

Nasty nasty walk the streets at night
Nasty nasty loocking for a fight
Nasty nasty you’re the reason why
Nasty nasty made somebody cry

What the hell is wrong with you
What the hell you going to do
You gonna do

Nast nasty always telling lies
Nasty nasty never really tries
Nasty nasty want to make them pay
Nasty nasty brave to turn away

Nasty nasty rivals blaming you
Nasty nasty all explotion news
Nasty nasty adding up the score
Nasty nasty what’s it really for

Nasty nasty shockning head to feet
Nasty nasty think you’re really neat
Nasty nasty into something new
Nasty nasty soon that won’t be true

Oooh 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

She used to be a shy girl
Now she is a wild girl
She used to play around in the park
Now she waits until it’s dark

Just thirteen
It’s thirteen

She used to go around with Jane
Now she won’t see her again
She used to like her friends at school
Now she don’t consider em cool

Just thirteen
It’s thirteen

And on her own she is afraid
She thinks of all the enemies she’s made
Yes on her own she is afraid
She wonders if she’ll ever make the grade

Just thirteen
It’s thirteen

She used to be a shy girl …

Just thirteen
It’s thirteen

Janet:
Step Two

John:
If you are older than 12 and younger than 14, you must be simply 13.
Ha, ha, ha

Remember those dark nights down Brickfield
Never a blade in sight – Brickfield Nights
No youth club, no coffee bar
Saturday was the local cinema night – Brickfield Nights

Every night we`d meet at the same place same time
Late nights spent kicking round a football
We carved our initials on the school wall

Remember those Brickfield Nights
Remember those Brickfield Nights
It seems so long, those days are gone
Dark nights down Brickfield

On summer nights like a sauna
We always met by the corner light – Brickfield Nights
Then the girls came with their long hair
High heels and the make up never quite right – Brickfield Nights

Every night we`d meet at the same place same time
Saturdays at the local dance hall
They carved our initials on the school wall

John:
Learning English

Janet:
Lesson 1

John:
A quick beginners course for holiday makers and business people, rock’n’roll fans and perverts.
Step 1: Relax

Janet:
You should always have a pencil and paper ready to take notes.
Now listen carefully.